Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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