Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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