Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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