this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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