How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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