Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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