I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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