That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
