its not stalking. its research.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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