i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
