Where are you?
In a non slutty way
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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