I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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