I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
The air taste purple.
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