yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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