we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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