Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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