They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
