Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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