I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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