Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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