Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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