You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
