wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
MIDGETS
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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