He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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