Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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