I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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