No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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