Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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