is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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