Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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