remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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