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(617): View more from Massachusetts

a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?

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(917): View more from New York City

I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.

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(443): View more from Maryland

i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it

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(406): View more from Montana

she pinky promised me she was 18

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(714): View more from California

I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay

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(360): View more from Washington

I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life

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