I wish I could punch you in the face.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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