Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
