But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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