Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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