It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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