i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Randomize
