Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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