Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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