he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i wish my penis had a tongue
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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