There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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