You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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