dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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