He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
ttyl tear gas
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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