It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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