So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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