question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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