I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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