is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize
